Thursday, 23 April 2009

KPLSPM PISMP

Semakan temuduga bagi Kursus Perguruan Lepasan SPM telah pun dibuka...

sape2 yg nak join ktorg kat IPGM tue... pg la cek ye..
click link kat bwh nie...

http://apps.emoe.gov.my/kplspm/tdugapismp/

Sunday, 12 April 2009

Update...

Huhu... tringin nak update...
tp x larat la... letih sesangat...
Esok lps dpt kumpul pics dr kwn2, sy update yer...

Huhu....
What A Great Experience I Ever Had From This Programme...
Luv It So Much, Eventhough It Is Very Painfull...

P/S: Thanx to the Painkiller...

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Manner....

Last few days sy ade shout something kat my facebook psl manner...
bukan ape, sy tgok ramai budak2 zaman sekarang dah hilang manner n etika dorang...
seems like manner is not an important thing in our life...
ish3x...
mmg sy x suka kalau tgok org x de manner nie...

Sape yg patut dipersalahkan kalau tgok manner budak2 nie???
Ibu bapa???
Guru???
Kawan2???

Selalunya, bila kita tgok ade org kurang ajar selalu kita akan kata...
"Ish... Mak Bapak dia x ajar manner ke???"
pernah x korg rase n terfikir bende mcm nie???
Sometimes kita tgok, Mak Bapak dia punya sopan n baik...tp bila tgok anak dia...
MasyaAllah... perangai mcm setan...
Ha... Salah sape??? mesti mak bapak dia ade ajar gak kan...
tp ye la... masuk telinga kanan, keluar telinga kiri...

Rase mcm geram sgt2 bila tgok org x de manner ni...
bukan nak ckp sy terlalu beretika n perfect sgt...
tp at least respect others tue very important...
Bukan sy x pernah kata @ kutuk orang...
tp berpada-pada la... jgn smpai org tue terasa sgt...

Sy tgok one of my friends, mcm x de manner sgt...
pdhal dia ni pandai...
sy ingat sgt bile tetiba di keluar word yg sgt menyentap...
dah le lect perempuan dlm klas tue... dia leh ckp benda lucah kat dpan lect tue...
nasib baek la lect tue mcm x kisah n sporting sket...
Imagine la, kalau tetiba lect tue jenis sensitif n strict...
mesti dia sentap n pandang serong kat seluruh ahli kelas...
ha... ni la org kata..."Kerana Nila Setitik, Rosak Susu Sebelanga"...

So, bila korang nak sebut @ wat sesuatu tue fikir dulu sblm wat...
x psl2 rosak nama korg sendiri...
Buat bila korang rasa bende tue betul... But, Think First...

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

Lelaki Ke Perempuan???

Korang lelaki ke perempuan..this is the fact!!


Terdapat pelbagai cara untuk menguji keunikan tubuh badan kita, diantara keunikan itu sudah tentulah otak manusia... dibawah ini ada ujian yang menarik untuk dicuba bersama.....

Sila lakukan dan jangan cuba menipu diri anda sendiri

Kira jumlah huruf F's dalam perenggan dibawah dalam masa 15 saat:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

dah selesai?

Scroll kebawah hanya apabila anda telah selesai mengira!











OK?

berapa banyak?

tiga? (anda tentunya seorang lelaki!!!)

baca sekali lagi!

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Salah, sebenarnya terdapat 6, kira semula..

Sebab berlakunya perkara tersebut diterangkan dibawah ini...

otak LELAKI tidak memproses perkataan "OF".

Keajaiban kejadian atau silap mata?

Sesiapa yang dapat megira kesemua 6 F's pada permulaan ujian memiliki
otak PEREMPUAN

Cuba la dengan kawan2 anda untuk meguji setakat mana kebenaran perkara
ini.."

Friday, 3 April 2009

Hari Jumaat 03 April 2009

Hari pertama Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak memerintah negara sebagai Perdana Menteri Malaysia ke-6.

Hari ini Abdullah Haji Ahmad Badawi bukan lagi seorang Datuk Seri tetapi adalah seorang Tun Abdullah Haji Ahmad Badawi yang merupakan mantan Perdana Menteri Malaysia.

Hari ini Teori RAHMAN telah lengkap apabila nama-nama perdana menteri akan membentuk perkataan Rahman...

R-Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra Al-Haj
A-Tun Abdul Razak Dato' Hussein
H-Tun Hussein Onn
M-Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad
A-Tun Abdullah Haji Ahmad Badawi
N-Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak

Sama-samalah kita lihat pembaharuan yang akan dibawakan oleh Beliau...

Cemerlang, Gemilang, Terbilang

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Software Upgrade Problem

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can i do?

Signed Desperate



Dear Desperate

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.

Whatever you do , DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it has limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.

One more to add, force-usage of Husband 1.0 will cause rejection or deletion of Wife 1.0 program totally.

Good Luck, Tech Support